Every time my mother nags at me,

lolzpicx:

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

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When my parents walk by I stop scrolling

sodamnrelatable:

Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.

via sodamnrelatable

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When you bite your tongue while eating..

funniest10k:

You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…

Then you feel the agonizing pain…


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