Every time my mother nags at me,
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
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I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
(Source: gigglingbean, via i-am-god-like)
Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
via sodamnrelatable
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You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
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